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Steve Blu

January 16, 2021 9:44 am

#BabylonBee #Funny #Jesus https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-fines-blind-man-for-not-having-health-insurance

Jesus Fines Blind Man For Not Having Health Insurance

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GALILEE - According to sources in Northern Israel, a young rabbi named Jesus and his 12 followers have been traveling the country to preach the good news that everyone should purchase health insurance

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January 13, 2021 6:09 pm

Can't block this. #stopthesteal

Stop The Steal

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Can you Stop The Steal?

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Steve Blu

January 13, 2021 6:01 pm

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-caution-against-assigning-empire-all-the-blame-for-blowing-up-alderaan?utm_content=bufferd6213&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Journalists Caution Against Blaming Empire For Blowing Up Alderaan

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CORUSCANT - Journalists at Coruscant News Network, Mustafar Satellite News Broad Casting, and the Core-planets Broadcasting System have cautioned people against blaming the Empire for blowing up Alder

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Steve Blu

January 13, 2021 4:37 pm

Oh, Hillary, https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-praised-for-accepting-election-results-4-years-quicker-than-hillary-clinton-did

Trump Praised For Accepting Election Results 4 Years Quicker Than Hillary Clinton Did

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U.S. - Media outlets from coast to coast praised President Trump today after he accepted the results of the 2020 election in a relatively timely fashion. Even CNN pointed out that it took Trump way le

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Steve Blu

January 13, 2021 9:01 am

Email from Seth Dillon. Readers of The Bee,... View MoreEmail from Seth Dillon. Readers of The Bee, Big Tech censorship is not a myth or right-wing talking point. It's always been real, and it's always been a threat. As a conservative site that often takes aim at liberal targets, we've felt vulnerable to censorship for quite some time—especially since we depend on Facebook and Twitter for traffic (and Google for ad revenue). Several suspensions, policy violation notices, and threats of demonetization have validated our concerns. But the rise of alternative platforms brought some hope. Parler, for example, promised to be a place where conservatives would always be welcome. We took some comfort in that, and began growing a following there. As of this past weekend, we had amassed 1.2 million followers on Parler. Then came the incident at the Capitol, after which Trump was banned from social media and Parler became a scapegoat. Apple and Google removed the top-ranked Parler app from their stores and Amazon pulled the plug on Parler's servers, instantly cutting The Babylon Bee's access to our largest social media audience. And Parler can't easily set up shop somewhere else. Amazon offers services that are hard to replace, and so far every company Parler has turned to has declined to host their platform. It is not hyperbole when we say this is a big deal. It's huge. We are heading in a bad direction, and we're heading there at lightning speed. Parler did nothing but host a site where conservatives congregate and speak freely. If that's beyond the pale, no conservative sites are safe. Even the email service we're using to send you this message (Mailchimp) is a point of vulnerability for us. Mailchimp recently updated their terms of service to say they will permanently ban accounts that distribute false or misleading information. How fairly do you think we'll be judged on that policy? Without new legislation to protect our rights, our days on this platform—just like the rest—are numbered. Again, this is not hyperbole. Left-run Big Tech companies are selectively enforcing their policies to silence political opposition on a grand scale. They're doing it blatantly, right out in the open. And they're doing it with impunity. It doesn't end with Trump and Parler—it begins with them. Anyone who tells you otherwise is naïve. So what can you do about it? When we first launched our subscription service, the primary reason we gave for supporting us was to help us reduce our dependence on Big Tech. That hasn't changed. In fact, as Big Tech has become more tyrannical, the need for independent financial support has only increased. So I'll close with the same call to action you might have heard from us before: If you value The Babylon Bee and want to see us prevail in the face of Big Tech censorship, please consider becoming a subscriber. Your support will make a difference. I also want to make you aware that we've built our own social network on the back-end of Not the Bee that we'd love to see you join. It's not free, but no social network is. If they aren't charging you up front, it's only because they're selling your personal information to the highest bidder. Paying a membership fee is a small price to pay for a premium social experience that doesn't exploit your data. The best deal is to pick a bundle subscription—you'll get access to our social network on Not the Bee, plus a premium membership to Disrn and The Babylon Bee. From our whole team, thank you for your loyal readership and support. Seth Dillon CEO Subscribe and Support The Babylon Bee Buy a Bundle Subscription with Access to Our Social Network Facebook Twitter Link RSS Copyright © 2021 The Babylon Bee, LLC, All rights reserved. You're receiving this email because you signed up for our newsletter or created an account with us. Our mailing address is: The Babylon Bee, LLC PO Box 546 Jupiter, FL 33468 Add us to your address book If you hate laughing, you should probably unsubscribe from this list.

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Steve Blu

January 11, 2021 4:14 pm

This one took a minute. Lol. A dictator that's voted out of office. :-) https://babylonbee.com/news/dangerous-fascist-dictator-censored-and-voted-out-of-office

Evil Fascist Dictator Censored And Voted Out Of Office

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The dangerous, evil, all-powerful, fascist, Nazi dictator Donald Trump has been voted out of office and censored, as is tradition for evil dictators.

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Steve Blu

December 10, 2020 3:41 pm

Another AR-15 Bee article. https://babylonbee.com/news/to-celebrate-move-to-texas-tesla-introduces-battery-powered-ar-15

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

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AUSTIN, TX - After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can

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Steve Blu

November 19, 2020 6:34 pm

Pink-Haired Gavin Newsom Attends Lavish Dinner Ahead Of California's 1st Annual Hunger Games

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SACRAMENTO, CA—This week, as citizens in every district languished inside their homes, barely scraping by on take-out food and frozen dinners, Supreme Chancellor of the Capital Gavin Newsom attende

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Steve Blu

November 19, 2020 6:35 pm

Wow, this would be a nice feature. ;-) hahaha https://babylonbee.com/news/new-ar-15-glows-blue-when-libs-are-near

New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near

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U.S.—An American firearms manufacturer is making waves after unveiling a brand new AR-15 that glows blue whenever libs are nearby. Constructed with ancient elven technology from the forgotten land

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Steve Blu

November 13, 2020 6:23 pm

https://babylonbee.com/news/progress-biden-administration-will-apply-black-lives-matter-decals-to-all-attack-drones/

Progress: Biden Administration To Apply 'Black Lives Matter' Decals To All Attack Drones

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U.S.—Now this is progress: in a move to bring attention to issues of social justice in the United States, the Biden administration has announced that all attack drones used to bomb countries in the

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Steve Blu

November 6, 2020 7:15 pm

The party that openly supports infanticide, Marxist and riots. Why are we surprised that they would cheat an election? The real question is, why did we allow it to happen??? https://notthebee.com/a... View More

*whispers* Allie is right, you know

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Steve Blu

November 2, 2020 12:08 pm

Speaking in tongues. I don't care who you are, this is funny! https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostals-lean-toward-biden-after-he-speaks-in-incomprehensible-sentences

Biden Polling Well Among Pentecostals After He Speaks In Tongues

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DALLAS, PA—Pentecostals across the nation are swinging toward Biden after an event at Dallas High School in Pennsylvania. According to stunned witnesses, Biden became filled with the Spirit and

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Ron

I've got a couple of friends of this persuasion, I'm going to get them to sign up. lol TOOO FUNNY!

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Steve Blu

November 1, 2020 7:07 pm

Joe Biden needs a translator just like Obama needed an Ebonics/anger translator. https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campiagn-hires-translator-to-convert-his-speeches-into-english

Biden Campaign Hires Interpreter To Translate His Speeches Into English

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U.S.—The Biden campaign is facing a real communication problem as Joe Biden's speeches are growing more and more nonsensical. In order to overcome this challenge, aides have hired an interpr

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Steve Blu

October 29, 2020 4:15 pm

The Hunter Biden ups delivery person looks familiar. Lol https://babylonbee.com/news/ups-driver-who-lost-biden-documents-revealed-to-be-hillary-clinton

Report: Hunter Biden Documents Were Lost By Jewish-American UPS Driver Hillzekiah Clintonstein

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U.S.—Tucker Carlson says UPS lost his Hunter Biden documents. UPS has reported that the driver who misplaced the incriminating evidence was a Jewish-American delivery man named Hillzekiah Clinto

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Cylee Sparks

There are a whole series of these suspicious lookins people.

October 29, 2020

Steve Blu

October 29, 2020 9:27 pm

The girl scouts are viscous! https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-scouts-introduce-peaceful-protest-badge-for-girls-who-throw-their-first-molotov-cocktail

Girl Scouts Introduce 'Peaceful Protest' Badge For Girls Who Throw Their First Molotov Cocktail

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NEW YORK, NY—After literally dozens of people demanded it on Twitter, The Girl Scouts of the USA announced today a new badge: the Peaceful Protest badge, awarded to girls who demonstrate mastery

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Steve Blu

October 29, 2020 7:45 pm

It's going to be a record turnout for voting this year! https://babylonbee.com/news/record-breaking-800-million-americans-expected-to-vote-in-2020-election

Record-Breaking 800 Million Americans Expected To Vote In 2020 Election

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U.S.— Experts now believe that this year will be marked by unprecedented voter turnout. With the help of mail-in voting, officials believe as many as 800 million U.S. citizens will be able

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Steve Blu

October 24, 2020 11:47 pm

Bill DeBlasio is simply the worst. Nothing comes close at all, except in California. https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-mustachioed-bill-de-blasio-unveils-new-red-armbands-for-police-enforcing-quaran... View More

Newly Mustachioed Bill De Blasio Unveils Special Red Armbands For Police Enforcing Lockdown

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NEW YORK, NY—Having let his facial hair grow freely for several weeks, New York Mayor Bill De Blasio held a press conference this morning where he unveiled special red armbands for police enforc

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Steve Blu

October 29, 2020 12:06 am

https://babylonbee.com/news/jack-dorsey-hires-san-francisco-area-hobo-to-fill-in-for-him-at-hearings/

Jack Dorsey Hires Homeless Man Off Streets Of San Francisco To Fill In For Him At Hearings

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Jack Dorsey was summoned to the Senate's hearing on Big Tech today, but he was tripping on acid with the spider-monkeys off the southern coast of St. Bart's, so he quic

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Rich Steele

October 26, 2020 9:01 pm

Liberal tears for years. https://babylonbee.com/news/flash-flood-warnings-issued-liberal-tears-continue-soak-nation

Flash Flood Warnings Issued As Liberal Tears Continue To Soak Nation

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U.S.—The National Weather Service has issue has issued widespread flash flood warnings across America as liberal tears continue to pour down unabated, increasing in severity after Karen Handel&r

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Steve Blu

hAHAHA

October 26, 2020

Cylee Sparks

October 20, 2020 3:26 pm

There's nothing in the constitution that says he can't do this, right? lol https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-offers-anyone-who-votes-for-him-a-seat-on-the-supreme-court

Biden Offers Anyone Who Votes For Him A Seat On The Supreme Court

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Brought to you by<mediatag id=80></mediatag>WASHINGTON, D.C.—Biden is being criticized for buying votes after he unveiled a new plan to give anyone who votes for him a seat on the Su

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