Greg Casaretto
on March 17, 2023
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!!
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.
"Wha' happened to ye, man?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Conner an' me had a fight, Sean", says Paddy.
"That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldna do that t' ye, he musta had somethin' in his hand."
"That he did Sean, that he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "ye should have defended yerself. Didna ye have somethin' in yer hand?"
"Aye, that I did, Sean", said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a thing of beauty it is, too, but useless in a fight."
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